At five weeks ....

The wheels of time inexorably roll on ... and here I am at 5 weeks. I am nearly 7 pounds now (I now wonder how I managed to be fully functional at birth with only 5 lbs 3 oz) and growing nicely. The last few weeks have been hectic with friends and family visiting, a few trips to the doctor and my parents gingerly endeavoring to go out with me for an occasional dinner or lunch. I have generally been putting on my mild-mannered behavior and have minimized displaying my super powers of pooping and throwing up. I figure there is always enough time in the future to hone my skills and create well-timed consternation for my parents.

My daily routine is similar to resort living that my mom dreams about enjoying herself. I get breakfast in bed (for that matter all meals) and I get to sleep in. When I get bored, I draw attention with carefully nuanced vocal emanations, which usually result in visual or audio entertainment becoming available. (enough already with that Bach... don't my parents listen to Rihanna or something..also, what is it with all those black and white squares for shapes, don't they watch MTV?). Every now and then, I get a nice massage from my mom and I get tucked into a warm bed. I am beginning to wonder what the attraction of growing up is.. (I constantly hear my dad mumbling about global warming, global unrest and impending doom... I don't fully understand the import of those but they don't sound too appealing..).

Anyways, signing out for now. Check out my latest photos here, and when my dad gets around to uploading all the videos to YouTube, I will provide a link to those as well. He said something about the YouTube picture quality not being HD, but I suspect the real reason is that he has not figured out how to upload the videos yet.

Here is a recent picture of me. Feel free to focus your spotlight on me. My sister got enough attention for 4 years :-)

Announcing my arrival

Hello world !!

My parents, Vijay and Ambika, announced my arrival in true geek style with the following announcement -

"Vijay and Ambika are happy to announce the arrival of their Daughter 2.0 (now re-branded as Anukha Vusirikala). She arrived at 5:28 PM on Friday (06/06). Anukha arrived 10 days ahead of schedule and appears to be fully functional with all the product features and no bugs. She is a tad light at 5 lbs 3 oz with a height of 19”.

Initial interoperability testing with Daughter 1.0 (Aanya) looks promising. Full regression testing expected in the next 25 years.

Parent processes (Dad and Mom) are overclocked but performing well and getting additional cycles from friends and family."

Starting life out as a second child is challenging enough without having to deal with the quirks of my parents. (But the good news is that, apparently, a second child is more likely to end up being a comedian or an artist, while the first one is more likely to be an engineer or a scientist. So, when their Daughter 1.0 is geeking out in MIT or Stanford, I will be chilling out at Harvey Mudd or some such liberal college).

OK... coming back to my arrival.... I was due to pop out on June 16th, but apparently I was not growing enough in my mom's tummy (and I thought I was getting a jump start on becoming an anorexic supermodel) and they decided to get me out of my cozy confines about 10 days early and out I came on 6 th June at El Camino Hospital.


It appears that June is when everyone in Silicon Valley decides to have a baby, because the hospital was overcrowded and I was exposed to the "joys" of a roommate in the hospital itself. (Inexplicably, "synchronized" crying with the roommate baby did not have the same appeal for my parents as it had for me).


A gaggle of folks including a pesky 4 year old that vaguely looked like me visited me in the hospital and made unintelligible sounds ostensibly to entertain me. I was like "Got milk?" - if not, move along ...